currently looking for:

- a really good girlfriend i can talk to.

job responsibilities:
- must have a unique and enthralling sense of humor.
- smart enough for me to take you and your opinions seriously.
- honest to the bone, even if it might hurt.
- enjoys random dance parties.
- loyal and trustworthy.
- dependable. no matter what, no matter the fight, i want to know, without a shadow of a doubt, that we're sticking it out.
- always up for an adventure.
- must enjoy long hours of endless chatter.
- classy and respectable.
- sarcastic.
- available for bitch sessions.
- an excellent sense of style.

i keep loosing my best friends.
so the application process will be stricter.
reapplying is always allowed.
*sigh*